18 August 2008

Watchmen

If the movie is not good, I will pillage California.

I'm serious. I'm going to get some guys together, get some bats and chains, and go over there and just mug the whole state. I'm sick of their absurd state constitutional amendment system anyway, so this would just be the final straw.

2 comments:

  1. I would recommend that you don't try to mug Oakland.

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  2. I'm going to back over Oakland with my car when they're getting their paper in the morning.

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