21 September 2009

Old Drinking Song

Chorus
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there any more
.

Oh, a lady came in for a chicken
A chicken from the store.
A chicken she wanted; my cock she got.
I don't work there anymore.

Oh, a lady came in for some cheddar
Some cheddar from the store.
Some cheddar she wanted; blue-vein she got.
I don't work there anymore.

Oh, a lady came in for some dentures.
Some dentures from the store.
Lowers she wanted; up her I got.
I don't work there anymore.

Oh, a lady came in for a camel.
A camel from the store.
A camel she wanted; a hump she got.
I don't work there anymore.

Oh, a lady came in for a carpet.
A carpet from the store.
A carpet she wanted; laid she got.
I don't work there anymore.

Oh, a lady came in for a flag.
A flag from the store.
A flag she wanted; my pole she got.
I don't work there anymore.

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